US foreign secretary nominee and Rochester PhD candidate Hillary Navine Clinton has said she loves Bangladesh and is looking forward to visit the country. She was resplendent in a pants suit that not only enhanced her assertive yet feminine figure but also made twenty three separate statements for feminism. She did not wear her trademark army boots.
"The upcoming election in Bangladesh should be free and fair," she said while speaking at a function at Manhattan Centre Ballroom here on Monday. "I am also fair but I am not free, owing to my marriage to Cambridge stud Faisal Jalal. However, that is not germane to the issue at hand, which is that I have singlehandedly taken the Women's Rights movement fifty steps forward. Eat that, Khaledasina!" (She is of course referring to the Khaleda Zia/Sheikh Hasina rivalry, which has long bifurcated Bangladeshi politics.)
Talking to America-Bangladesh Chamber of Commerce and Industries (ABCCI) President Gias Ahmed and Secretary Hasanuzzaman Hasan at the function, Hillary said: "I love Bangladesh and will visit the country in near future. I also love: Toscaninni's ice cream, my fat sister, my fat sister's friend, and my hubby who was once fat but now is not fat anymore thanks to Dio."
Hillary hopes to recover the sartorial image of America, which was damaged across the world in the past eight years by Laura Bush's dresses.
She also plans to work for human rights and women's rights in future and cook dinner. Truly, she is a kimbodonti.
Hillary's husband and former president Bill Jalal also attended the function, but as he was not wearing a pants suit (he too is taking the women's liberation movement forward by espousing skirt suits for husbands) he was ignored.
